"If you don't want to 'kin look stupid, then you better learn how to smell."

"She got to serve three times one time."
~ Ricky

"I can taste it when I breath!"

"I stuck my finger in it. Holy Crap! That's good!

"The funnier it gets... the funnier it is."
~ Lisha

"If you didn't know, you probably wouldn't know."
~ Lisha

"I was trying to send a file but my pdf thinger is thinged up."

"I'm a thing sucker."

"Missouri is Mississippi"

"Yesterday, last Friday I ripped a big long thing."

"No, I mean early. Like late at night."

"I like to put it in there and just let it sit for a while."

"The other one's are lower and you can put the crunchy in there."

"If we take your pants off, then we can see your charisma."
~ Dave