"Is it just me? Or are my balls sweaty?"
~ S

"All I'm doing is leaning forwards or backwards."

"It took me a second to think."

"I found one today that I couldn't find."

"I didn't know there were different sizes."

"People do it all the time!"

"We do stuff."

"I've never fallen asleep at work!"

"It looks bad but they say it tastes good."

"I just thought you'd drive through the thing and put your thing in the thing."

"Is that next here?"

"My ball is part of my hand."

"Who is she... or he?"

Nate: "How much does your dog weigh?"
Troy: "I don't know. I haven't counted."