"I'm gonna pop in a butt plug and curl up under a rock somewhere."

"I've got some good head speed and quickness."

"Everybody comes to work to be a homosexual. Then they go home."

"All these people are gay at work. They're not gay at home."

"All this workplace homosexuality is driving me nuts!"

"That should rotate it completely half way."

"I'm so tired I feel like I have to poop."

"Thanks. That's just what I need. Some filthy old piece of shit."

"I wasn't bitching it."

"Don't starting thinking you're thing."

"The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized."

"I took pictures of my brother-in-law when he did it."

~ Dean

"I can't stop playing with it."

~ Dean