"I gotta think. What am I thinking?"
~ Tylor

"You can see stars you can't see."
~ Astronomy Teacher

"I saw it when I looked at what to look at tonight."
~ Astronomy Teacher

"I didn't expect a big, loud Troy."

"It smells like sweaty taint thing."

"I was just talking about my hand and how much I liked it."
~ Dwayne

"We're gonna need all the room we need."
~ Carrie

"Ooh! A thick one."
~ Suzette

"There's butter there, but there's butter over there."
~ Julie

"I wasn't afraid of either either."
~ Troy's mom

"Are all male birds roosters?"

"I guess it came while I was out pooping."

"Hello. This is... um... Troy."

"I used to be able to pull it out and put it back in."

"I could go get me a drink. I've got a thingy in my pocket."

"I 'ked it up the same way differently"

"It hurts like a hell!"

"Nobody wants to eat your turds."

"I can't handle dealing with idiots anymore sometimes."

"One time he chased us almost a long ways."

"Right in your left tit sh*t."

"The words flowed out of my mouth incorrectly."

"He can't make up how he wants his mind."

"That one big crack was a big one."

"I had someone call me four times one time."

"When I was younger, I used to eat right out of the can."

"Somebody said… I can't remember what."

"All I have to do is reposition my fingers a little bit."

"I just have too many weirdness things going on."

"I got tired of watching guys kiss."

"One day she cooked some pork roast in the pot roast."

"My shorts split open right on my bunghole. My friend goes 'Rosier, your ass is in my face.'."

"It'll just keep popping up and bothering me."

"Woah! My thing come unthinged."

"I won't eat brains in general."

"I was wondering if you thought I was a pie-hole."

~ Trent

"It could be worse. It could be like that other thing."

"Once I fart, I feel fantastic!"

"Don't make me fart and blow it all over you!"

"It feels weird to be normal again."

~ Tylor

"I thought it would be bigger. I was surprised it was only this small."

~Dean

"Rickie's rubbing off in him."

"It is small. I can make it bigger though."

"Everything seemed like it was landing on me."

"I don't understand this but I think I can."

"I wouldn't like my kids running into a burning fire."

"You spell it how it's spelled."

~ Dean

"I am a unabridged dictionary."

"That's why I keep keeping it."

~ Carrie

"It's wall white meat."

"The various different humping sessions."

~Scott

"The German Navy was the last Branch of the british military to go to the Nazi salute."

"Oh I get it. Not so much."

~ Tylor

"I gotta be in the mood for poop."

~ Scott

"That would freak you out if you got up to go to the bathroom and your face walked right into it."

"The smaller ones are smaller."

~ Tylor

"I can't read a clock with my eyes closed!"

"Computers always have a bunch of their own little words."

~ T.J.

"If I have to find you dead, I'm going to kill you."

~ Carrie

"Troy, you're just a fountain of… something"

~ Dean

"He doesn't take time to read stuff. He just starts throwing stuff in his mouth."

"He's got three teeth in his head."

"I will find it for you if I can find it."

~ J

"Maybe those were those."

~ Tim

"Knowing that's good to know."

"I shouldn't have to lose the use of my thing... whatever it might be."

"The brown on this needs to match my turd from last night."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only mature person that works here."

"It looked like a big black thinger."

"It's like when you go to someone else's house for a few days. It' screws up your poop pattern."

"The paper color can really change depending on the color of the paper."

~ Dean

"It's just me talking with my hands like an idiot!"

"Oh, give me a flickin break!"

"I'm not tired in the sense that I'm tired."

"They had my meat out of balance."

"The light is very not dark."
~ J

"I don't want to deal with screwed things up."

"Don't look down the barrel of a bullet."

"It just finished done raining."

"You should have left it in there longer. Your foot would have turned it into an oyster."

"Here's your wherever this came from."

"Poor daddy. He's alonely!"

~ J

"Well, what's-his-name said something."

"I wish I haved three hands."

~ J

"I swear it feels like there's a turd in my ass."

"This morning was one of those days."

~ Trent

"It changed a lot more than just a little."

"It's a vegetarian plant."

~ Dean

"It's the capitol of gaydom."

"Sadly, I'm not an octopus. I'm just a puss."

"My thingy. I lost it!"

"But that's for kids. Would it work on people?"

~ Carrie

"I need to buy me a can too. I gotta blow my s**t out."

~ Richy

"It doesn't want to think there's a monitor."

~ Dean

"A little of it is ok, but a lot of it is a lot."

~ Carrie

"I'll have him come in as soon as he comes in."

~ Carrie

"I was gonna do it. I pulled the thing out."

"That's what I heard him saying that."

"I just want to make it 1 easy 2 cuts."

~ Trent

"It's easier to put them in when there's not full of things."

"I don't keep stuff in my underwear."

"Wait til my head doesn't feel like it's bigger than it really is."

"I wasn't paying attention to what I was saying."

"I haven't even said one thing about s**t except that one thing."

"I started here and just kind of rolled around."

~ Suzzette

"Holy shit! It's Holy Thursday!"

~ Tim

"You just cram it in there! That's what I do."

"What do you got your head on thing for?"

~ Carrie

“They have the same ears… only on different heads.”

~ Carrie

"Because you want to do it, you just don't want to do it."

~ Dwayne

"It's even more fantasticer!"

"There are plenty of other people who are willing to put their stuff in there."

"I can't remember what I'm trying to think of."

"I have all this whip cream and nothing to put it on."

~ Carrie

"I was able to unplug it and re-plug it."

"They all crash at the same time… well… one in a row."

~ Dean

"There's no more cutting your eye top open."

~ Dean

"I was looking into looking at the readme."

"Slice up the cookin' and chick it"

~ Julie

"They are just like dogs or any other human animal."

"Some people are stupid. And other people... are stupid too."

~ Dean

"It's already wet, you probably don't want to use it."

~ Jimhole

"You can touch it, but you wouldn't want to hold it."

~ Dwayne

"There are certain words that I look at that just make me laugh...

"Turd" is one of them."

"I think that's what I thought I heard."

"It could take about six mutton more months."

"I didn't know if maybe you used the thingy!"

"I can't seem to be getting no emails."

"Part of it did. Or none of it did."

"I wanna play with toys!"

~ Dean

"Tim was just talking to me about a something."

~ Sammie

"We need your help... or something like that."

~ Dean