"I don't want to deal with screwed things up."

"Don't look down the barrel of a bullet."

"It just finished done raining."

"You should have left it in there longer. Your foot would have turned it into an oyster."

"Here's your wherever this came from."

"Poor daddy. He's alonely!"

~ J

"Well, what's-his-name said something."

"I wish I haved three hands."

~ J

"I swear it feels like there's a turd in my ass."

"This morning was one of those days."

~ Trent

"It changed a lot more than just a little."

"It's a vegetarian plant."

~ Dean