"Where'd you get your road at from?"

"Depending on what angle your head is, it almost completely disappears."

"She looks like a girl."

"You can touch it, but you can't grab it."

~ Jim

"Who's stuffing garbage into my thing?"

"I was thinking that the other earlier."

"They were both F-words. I was getting them mixed up."

"I thought it was funny but I had a half a soda in my mouth."

"They're kids. They're just like other people."

"I was just talking to myself."

"Let's thing!"

"But… how do you know? You know?"

"There's a dingly dangly there for whoever."

~ Dean

"Because that douche bag out there couldn't figure out how to figure it out."

"I've only got one or two hands."

~ Autumn

"It's your job to hoist 'em. It's my job to get the thingy out."

"I'm not one to bitch that much."

"In the big scheme of things, we're all gonna die anyways."

"That's the first fart I've farted today."

"I was wondering if I was just thinking out loud."

"I don't fart that much!"