"I'm gay, as in happy-gay!"

"Brandon is my favorite sister."

~ Jaden

"I put those on not so much to hear what's in there but to not hear what's not in there."

~ Dwayne

"Ah, my hand is getting tired!"

"...right after I tooth brush my teeth."

"Are you gonna put that in the thing?"

"I wanna drive more places and shit."

~ Dean

"Put whatever you want on there. F__ker!"

"Please don't squirt me!"

"Please don't do that."

"I'm gonna put new things in it."

~ Dean

"I grabbed two of those things and held them."

~ Dean

"He's always reliable but you never know when he's going to show up."

~ Sammy

"I thought you were turning into whats-his-name."

"For some reason I know all this kind of stupid shit!"

"I could have won if you would have just lost."