"Because people want to come over for some veggie people peanut pizza."

Scott: "Who shit in your Wheaties this morning?"
Troy: "Me OK!?"

"Hey, call me what's-his-name"!

"I don't want to scare me!"

"He's like a 40 year old 12 year old!"
~ Nate

"It's because I couldn't remember anything!"

"Yeah, but I mean, you know what I mean?"

"I got corn to think!"

"I like music, but I mean... I just like to listen to it."

"I used to get pissed. I don't get pissed anymore."

"That bounced off your head mellon!"

"Sorry. I forgot that I had gone backwards in time."

"Mine are easy. They are 26 by... something. Or 24 by... something. Or... something by 26. Or... oh %&ck I can't remember!"

"I thought they wanted them today, or sometime."

"I sprayed some of that thingy on there."

"Maybe people will quit having people."

"He wanted to telly talk to us."

"Oh Crap! I'm in the wrong thing!"

"You wouldn't let me finish what I was trying to start to say."

I took it off and stuck my fingers in there!"

"Well no, I mean I don't know, I mean you know? Seriously!"

"I know what I mean."

"I was thinking two different things at the same time, ok?"

"I forgot about it until I just remembered."

"Hey! Don't tap my butt with your... thing."

"This one doesn't say whatever it says right there."

"Do what those one people do on whatever that one street is."

"Do they charge you extra if you poop alot?"

"F*#k my something!"

"How hard is it can it be?"

Troy: "Look. There's more thingies."
Dwayne: "Huh?"
Troy: "There's more stuff on the thing."

"I just wanna know without thinking."

"Art was emailed via email."
~ Erin

"It's got that caramely, full of coconut stuff."

"It's a peanut butter cup butt cake."

"I can't be able to make things."