December 01, 2011

"Because people want to come over for some veggie people peanut pizza."

November 11, 2011

Scott: "Who shit in your Wheaties this morning?"
Troy: "Me OK!?"

October 24, 2011

"Hey, call me what's-his-name"!

October 11, 2011

"I don't want to scare me!"

October 07, 2011

"He's like a 40 year old 12 year old!"
~ Nate

October 05, 2011

"It's because I couldn't remember anything!"

September 19, 2011

"Yeah, but I mean, you know what I mean?"

September 13, 2011

"I got corn to think!"

September 09, 2011

"I like music, but I mean... I just like to listen to it."

August 31, 2011

"I used to get pissed. I don't get pissed anymore."

August 12, 2011

"That bounced off your head mellon!"
"Sorry. I forgot that I had gone backwards in time."

August 09, 2011

"Mine are easy. They are 26 by... something. Or 24 by... something. Or... something by 26. Or... oh %&ck I can't remember!"

August 05, 2011

"I thought they wanted them today, or sometime."

July 29, 2011

"I sprayed some of that thingy on there."

July 28, 2011

"Maybe people will quit having people."

July 19, 2011

"He wanted to telly talk to us."

July 07, 2011

"Oh Crap! I'm in the wrong thing!"
"You wouldn't let me finish what I was trying to start to say."

June 29, 2011

I took it off and stuck my fingers in there!"

June 17, 2011

"Well no, I mean I don't know, I mean you know? Seriously!"

June 13, 2011

"I know what I mean."

May 25, 2011

"I was thinking two different things at the same time, ok?"

April 28, 2011

"I forgot about it until I just remembered."

April 21, 2011

"Hey! Don't tap my butt with your... thing."

March 31, 2011

"This one doesn't say whatever it says right there."

March 24, 2011

"Do what those one people do on whatever that one street is."

February 15, 2011

"Do they charge you extra if you poop alot?"

January 31, 2011

"F*#k my something!"
"How hard is it can it be?"

January 27, 2011

Troy: "Look. There's more thingies."
Dwayne: "Huh?"
Troy: "There's more stuff on the thing."

January 14, 2011

"I just wanna know without thinking."

January 11, 2011

"Art was emailed via email."
~ Erin
"It's got that caramely, full of coconut stuff."

January 10, 2011

"It's a peanut butter cup butt cake."

January 07, 2011

"I can't be able to make things."