"It's wall white meat."

"The various different humping sessions."

~Scott

"The German Navy was the last Branch of the british military to go to the Nazi salute."

"Oh I get it. Not so much."

~ Tylor

"I gotta be in the mood for poop."

~ Scott

"That would freak you out if you got up to go to the bathroom and your face walked right into it."

"The smaller ones are smaller."

~ Tylor

"I can't read a clock with my eyes closed!"

"Computers always have a bunch of their own little words."

~ T.J.

"If I have to find you dead, I'm going to kill you."

~ Carrie

"Troy, you're just a fountain of… something"

~ Dean

"He doesn't take time to read stuff. He just starts throwing stuff in his mouth."

"He's got three teeth in his head."

"I will find it for you if I can find it."

~ J

"Maybe those were those."

~ Tim

"Knowing that's good to know."

"I shouldn't have to lose the use of my thing... whatever it might be."

"The brown on this needs to match my turd from last night."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the only mature person that works here."

"It looked like a big black thinger."