"I tried to correct myself mid-button."

"Put your butt finger on that and hold it."

"See... you can do it without squeaking."

"Give it a little more yank."

"I'll eat those ones cuz you can't really taste 'em."

"That's probably a good guess, I'm guessing."

"I'm got plenty."

"With my arm… or my hand… or my paw… or my leg… or whatever."

"You're just making stuff up in your own dumb brain."

"As soon as you hang them up, then I'll hang them up."

~ Carrie

"Idiots do funny things."

~ Scott

"Number one: I don't have an excrement fetish. Number two: that's damn funny"

"I'm not trying to be rude or a dink."

"I'm just gonna eat a thing."

"Hold open your thing."

~ Carrie

"That was a big one."

~ Carrie

"Crap can be many things besides pooh."

"Hold on, I've got everything falling off."

~ Dean

"I don't know your thing!"

"If you dick something up, it screws other things up."

"Canada is franks right?"

~ Jim

"I have ESPN so I know these shit."

"I could be skinny if I wasn't so fat."

~ Julie