December 13, 2010

"When you were five, how old were you?"
~Pat

December 08, 2010

"I can feel myself getting dumber."
~ Carrie

December 06, 2010

"You can stick it up where anywhere."

November 24, 2010

"Because a cow is a female cattle!"

October 28, 2010

"You know what I mean, I mean."

October 25, 2010

"I didn't know you called until the phone rang."

October 23, 2010

"Who says you have to be smart to remember?"
~ Willey

September 29, 2010

"I didn't write any hand writing on it."

September 28, 2010

"It's like a chocolate flavored banana."

September 26, 2010

"Did you grab the not top one?"
~ Carrie
"I still gotta get the one through the two."
~Kevin
"I probably have seven or whatever number."
~ Jaden

September 24, 2010

"That's just me talking to you out loud."
~ Tim
"I didn't like him when he was a hootie."
~ Scott

September 23, 2010

"Here's the costume I'm gonna wear for Christmas."

September 21, 2010

"It was like I was listening to myself there for a minute."

September 14, 2010

"They stick a thing in you?"

September 03, 2010

"Hold on. I'm thinking of something in my mind."
~ Julie

August 26, 2010

"Is it just me? Or are my balls sweaty?"
~ S
"All I'm doing is leaning forwards or backwards."

August 19, 2010

"It took me a second to think."

August 18, 2010

"I found one today that I couldn't find."
"I didn't know there were different sizes."

August 13, 2010

"People do it all the time!"
"We do stuff."
"I've never fallen asleep at work!"

August 12, 2010

"It looks bad but they say it tastes good."

August 09, 2010

"I just thought you'd drive through the thing and put your thing in the thing."
"Is that next here?"
"My ball is part of my hand."
"Who is she... or he?"

August 05, 2010

Nate: "How much does your dog weigh?"
Troy: "I don't know. I haven't counted."

June 30, 2010

"Shut up, you dick whore head!"

June 28, 2010

"He's a gardner... and a boat."

June 22, 2010

"I was just talking to this job."
~ Dwayne

June 21, 2010

"It hit me right in the face and I tasted it."

June 16, 2010

"I couldn't decide if I was going to say anything else or not."

June 04, 2010

"I didn't tongue kiss him, he tongue kissed me!"
"I forgot. I was too busy thinking."

May 29, 2010

"How do we know these are even those?"
~ Dwayne

May 26, 2010

"Are they gonna have whats-his-name? That one guy?"

May 21, 2010

"Now we're happy... so we're happy."
~ Sarah

May 17, 2010

"The stink's the best part!"

May 11, 2010

"I want to make a giant statue of something and just put it somewhere."
~Brittany
"If you don't pay for color, you don't get bleed."
~ Kyle
"I just figured if it was something you would have said something."
~Ricky

May 06, 2010

"Oh, I'm so 'kin dumb... or am I?"

April 23, 2010

"I think I just stepped on one of my nuts."
~ Scott

April 13, 2010

"What did you eat, baby soup?"
"What was the one I said about the poo?"
"It's not my really concern."
"I didn't hear you ask me if I was poop."

April 12, 2010

"I really don't care if it's my right or my left hand."
"I almost tried to grab that out of mid air."

March 30, 2010

"Her mom makes rolls from hell! They're just amazing!"

March 24, 2010

"I actually would rather work the keyboard with my fingers."

February 24, 2010

"It's been the best day I've had all day!"
~ Marcos

February 08, 2010

"I have that one I've got."

February 07, 2010

"It's a big change in your life, dying."
~ Some guy at church

February 05, 2010

"We need something to look at that we can look at."
"I didn't know... I mean... ya know?"
"I read about some stuff about that."

February 01, 2010

"If it's a numeric number like this..."
~ JC

January 22, 2010

"I need to require it sometimes."
~ Gilbert

January 20, 2010

"Most people don't care, or do."
~ Jared

January 18, 2010

"I have to go to call when I'm on work."
~ Mark
"I must have been shoving my feet to the front of my toes."
~ Dwayne

January 13, 2010

"That's funny... you know... I wonder... we'll see."
"I bet the next day those things hurt like a hell."

January 11, 2010

"I think I've got a lot of it, I don't know, you know?"
"It was already had it."
"I would maybe do it probably."

January 08, 2010

"I'm just talking to myself."

January 04, 2010

"I don't complain too much about anything."