"When you were five, how old were you?"
~Pat

"I can feel myself getting dumber."
~ Carrie

"You can stick it up where anywhere."

"Because a cow is a female cattle!"

"You know what I mean, I mean."

"I didn't know you called until the phone rang."

"Who says you have to be smart to remember?"
~ Willey

"I didn't write any hand writing on it."

"It's like a chocolate flavored banana."

"Did you grab the not top one?"
~ Carrie

"I still gotta get the one through the two."
~Kevin

"I probably have seven or whatever number."
~ Jaden

"That's just me talking to you out loud."
~ Tim

"I didn't like him when he was a hootie."
~ Scott

"Here's the costume I'm gonna wear for Christmas."

"It was like I was listening to myself there for a minute."

"They stick a thing in you?"

"Hold on. I'm thinking of something in my mind."
~ Julie

"Is it just me? Or are my balls sweaty?"
~ S

"All I'm doing is leaning forwards or backwards."

"It took me a second to think."

"I found one today that I couldn't find."

"I didn't know there were different sizes."

"People do it all the time!"

"We do stuff."

"I've never fallen asleep at work!"

"It looks bad but they say it tastes good."

"I just thought you'd drive through the thing and put your thing in the thing."

"Is that next here?"

"My ball is part of my hand."

"Who is she... or he?"

Nate: "How much does your dog weigh?"
Troy: "I don't know. I haven't counted."

"Shut up, you dick whore head!"

"He's a gardner... and a boat."

"I was just talking to this job."
~ Dwayne

"It hit me right in the face and I tasted it."

"I couldn't decide if I was going to say anything else or not."

"I didn't tongue kiss him, he tongue kissed me!"

"I forgot. I was too busy thinking."

"How do we know these are even those?"
~ Dwayne

"Are they gonna have whats-his-name? That one guy?"

"Now we're happy... so we're happy."
~ Sarah

"The stink's the best part!"

"I want to make a giant statue of something and just put it somewhere."
~Brittany

"If you don't pay for color, you don't get bleed."
~ Kyle

"I just figured if it was something you would have said something."
~Ricky

"Oh, I'm so 'kin dumb... or am I?"

"I think I just stepped on one of my nuts."
~ Scott

"What did you eat, baby soup?"

"What was the one I said about the poo?"

"It's not my really concern."

"I didn't hear you ask me if I was poop."

"I really don't care if it's my right or my left hand."

"I almost tried to grab that out of mid air."

"Her mom makes rolls from hell! They're just amazing!"

"I actually would rather work the keyboard with my fingers."

"It's been the best day I've had all day!"
~ Marcos

"I have that one I've got."

"It's a big change in your life, dying."
~ Some guy at church

"We need something to look at that we can look at."

"I didn't know... I mean... ya know?"

"I read about some stuff about that."

"If it's a numeric number like this..."
~ JC

"I need to require it sometimes."
~ Gilbert

"Most people don't care, or do."
~ Jared

"I have to go to call when I'm on work."
~ Mark

"I must have been shoving my feet to the front of my toes."
~ Dwayne

"That's funny... you know... I wonder... we'll see."

"I bet the next day those things hurt like a hell."

"I think I've got a lot of it, I don't know, you know?"

"It was already had it."

"I would maybe do it probably."

"I'm just talking to myself."

"I don't complain too much about anything."