"It's the capitol of gaydom."

"Sadly, I'm not an octopus. I'm just a puss."

"My thingy. I lost it!"

"But that's for kids. Would it work on people?"

~ Carrie

"I need to buy me a can too. I gotta blow my s**t out."

~ Richy

"It doesn't want to think there's a monitor."

~ Dean