"Why should I reinvent the snow tire... or wheel... or whatever?"

"You were probably thinking instead of concentrating."

~ Carrie

"I thought you were just shoving it in there."

"We went with one of those one knob jobs."

"I took a big shit a few minutes ago. It was fantastic!"

"I can bait a hook better than anybody."

"It'll get better when things stop being bad!"

~ Brent

"I did a little bit of everything in there."

"That's the kind of paper that works your ass off."

"I  have'd a dream in my head."

~ Jaden

"I was gonna think about telling you."

~ Dean

"I don't like getting my own pooh on me."

"I just wanted to make sure I knew which one was Canada."

~ Rhett

"I don't actually have a big stiffy. I was just singing a song about having a big stiffy."

"That one was right off the rear forehead."

"It's real tight in the bedroom… there was no where else to put it."

~ Trent

"I tell ya, that water is crazy stuff!"

~ Windshield Repair Guy

"I thought maybe that transfer got transfered over."

"It's taking forever for my thing to do stuff."

~ Dean

"You gotta get it in there while you remember it."

~ Dwayne

"I normally come over here and play with your guy's things while I talk to you."

~ Dean

"Then you can double place them and do the movement thing."

~ Dean

"I don't like getting shot in the face."

"No, just  her and her him."

"Where'd you get your road at from?"

"Depending on what angle your head is, it almost completely disappears."

"She looks like a girl."

"You can touch it, but you can't grab it."

~ Jim

"Who's stuffing garbage into my thing?"

"I was thinking that the other earlier."

"They were both F-words. I was getting them mixed up."

"I thought it was funny but I had a half a soda in my mouth."

"They're kids. They're just like other people."

"I was just talking to myself."

"Let's thing!"

"But… how do you know? You know?"

"There's a dingly dangly there for whoever."

~ Dean

"Because that douche bag out there couldn't figure out how to figure it out."

"I've only got one or two hands."

~ Autumn

"It's your job to hoist 'em. It's my job to get the thingy out."

"I'm not one to bitch that much."

"In the big scheme of things, we're all gonna die anyways."

"That's the first fart I've farted today."

"I was wondering if I was just thinking out loud."

"I don't fart that much!"

"I tried to correct myself mid-button."

"Put your butt finger on that and hold it."

"See... you can do it without squeaking."

"Give it a little more yank."

"I'll eat those ones cuz you can't really taste 'em."

"That's probably a good guess, I'm guessing."

"I'm got plenty."

"With my arm… or my hand… or my paw… or my leg… or whatever."

"You're just making stuff up in your own dumb brain."

"As soon as you hang them up, then I'll hang them up."

~ Carrie

"Idiots do funny things."

~ Scott

"Number one: I don't have an excrement fetish. Number two: that's damn funny"

"I'm not trying to be rude or a dink."

"I'm just gonna eat a thing."

"Hold open your thing."

~ Carrie

"That was a big one."

~ Carrie

"Crap can be many things besides pooh."

"Hold on, I've got everything falling off."

~ Dean

"I don't know your thing!"

"If you dick something up, it screws other things up."

"Canada is franks right?"

~ Jim

"I have ESPN so I know these shit."

"I could be skinny if I wasn't so fat."

~ Julie

"I wish I could see it in bigger!"

"…then I have to touch their wet knob."

~ Dean

"It's pretty good, you can't even taste it."

~ Dave

"They have to do that little updaty thing, you know?"

"If you're gonna eavesdrop, listen!"

~ Dean

"My face doesn't grow that fast."

"I'm all itchy so i've been itchin'."

"They need to look at my thing. There's something wrong with it."

~ Dean

"They didn't know that I was with us."

"Mine would be the worlds first code based on stupidity."

"I must have started making it and quit making it."

"I'm gonna pop in a butt plug and curl up under a rock somewhere."

"I've got some good head speed and quickness."

"Everybody comes to work to be a homosexual. Then they go home."

"All these people are gay at work. They're not gay at home."

"All this workplace homosexuality is driving me nuts!"

"That should rotate it completely half way."

"I'm so tired I feel like I have to poop."

"Thanks. That's just what I need. Some filthy old piece of shit."

"I wasn't bitching it."

"Don't starting thinking you're thing."

"The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized."

"I took pictures of my brother-in-law when he did it."

~ Dean

"I can't stop playing with it."

~ Dean

"They probably have some kind of something."

"No one ever squirted it on my arm."

"All my skin down here is getting all raw."

"You don't have to move your head. You just have to move your eyes."

"I was so stressed out I couldn't poop."

"Hey, Troy grows on you man!"

~ Dean

"I must have sucked it down real deep."

"I think it's time to put my head back on."

"Oh Shit! I did a Troy!"

~ Tim

"I need to find this and it don't have any thing."

"I don't want it really, that much."

"I can make it bleed."

"That's a bunch of shitty bullshit!"

"What is considered obscene in one place, is not."

"I'm gay, as in happy-gay!"

"Brandon is my favorite sister."

~ Jaden

"I put those on not so much to hear what's in there but to not hear what's not in there."

~ Dwayne

"Ah, my hand is getting tired!"

"...right after I tooth brush my teeth."

"Are you gonna put that in the thing?"

"I wanna drive more places and shit."

~ Dean

"Put whatever you want on there. F__ker!"

"Please don't squirt me!"

"Please don't do that."

"I'm gonna put new things in it."

~ Dean

"I grabbed two of those things and held them."

~ Dean

"He's always reliable but you never know when he's going to show up."

~ Sammy

"I thought you were turning into whats-his-name."

"For some reason I know all this kind of stupid shit!"

"I could have won if you would have just lost."

"I gotta change a thing on the thing."

"You are supposed to pre-know these things."

"Each of them were buying 2 things each."

"She was topless from here down."

"Why don't you bring your work one from home to work and try it?"

"No, your entire you."

"My finger got stuck."

"Hey! You just bitch off!"

"They illegally appropriated my utterances."

"After I gave them back to you, I gave them back to you."

"Why don't you just fast forward it to him and tell him to take care of it himself?"

"Everybody or nobody caught it"

"Normally, I'm the guy that experiments"

"Ya... ya... no... no... ya... oh ya!"

"It's not the bananas fault"

"...then I'll puke until I throw up."

"Ya but fear overrides my fear"

Greg: "Let's go have sex"
Troy: "No"
Greg: "Why"
Troy: "Because I'm not gay"
Greg: "You don't have to be"
Troy: "Yes I do"

In Anger " F--- You! Kiss me!"

"I wish I could see through things"

"I can't do think you know me"

"You do too care or you wouldn't care so much"

"I'm done farting you fick f---!"

"Before I got contacts, I could barely stick my finger in my eyes"

Greg: "Then stop whining"
Troy: "I can't!"

"Are we doing this for people?"

"Hey! Quit making laughing"

"...my brother and I did it one time. We were just experimenting"

"If you worked at Prolitho, you'd probably know just about somebody"

"I always miss, sometimes"

"Cheesy Boccli Pockets"

"I haven't had steak since the last time I had steak"

"That's what I figured, I figured"

"Last week, Last... oneday"

"That's what they usually do, usually"

"Just because you want my house alone to be"

"Oh, fudge me in the butt head"

"Oh. Damn! I'm stupid!"

"This version of Mac thingy"

"It smells like stuff in here"

"Luckily, you know..."

"I gotta buy a thing, some stuff, a steak and some stuff stuff"

"It's always trying to insert itself up your ass"

"There's something in my ass, I think it's a suitcase"

"I am trying to think what I was going to do next... Oh yeah!"

"Did I say something I didn't realize"

"It wasn't that easy, it wasn't that hard"

"We'll have to throw some stuff in the thing"

"...as soon as my thing is done thingying"

"I have no comment" 2-13-03

"I don't always have a comment on anything, something"

"Why am I a thingy?"

"I'm not dumb enough to smack my truck into a thingy"

"Don't make me get too speed and quicknessy on you"

"Oh, hey, look, it's gone now"

Brian grabbed my thingy!"

"I didn't want to be accused of being a purple pervert"

"It wasn't a bean, it was a re-fried bean"

"Because I know I know"

"F--- me in the f---ing f--- me!"

"Oh my thingy is done"

"Did you write something down else on me?"

"That's the first time I took a tird since the last time I took a tird"

"My lid was on lid"

"I found... sump'in"

"Look at my f---ing thingy"

"Oh! Son of a God!"

"Hey! Don't be titty-butt pinching me"

"I know what i did... I'm a dim dumb"

"I heard you, I just wasn't listening"

"They glue it on a white piece of green paper"

"I know I don't, but I think I do sometimes"

"What question was your question?"

"Hey don't talk about that like that!"

"He's going to do that thing. He's going to pry my thing away from my thingy."

"If you had a coupon it would probably still tell you, you were going north"

"Quit throwing shitty at me... or money"

"I couldn't think of how to tell my thingy"

"It's probably a job we don't even have the tickle for"

"OK guys, Can I, Can I, Can I, Can I..."

"You need to force fit your quinder"

"They're trying to get you to buy more thing"

"He's got a big thing in the middle of his here"

"It looks like its not here"

"I'm going to take my garbage out tonight tomorrow"

"Don't be "thingying" me"

"I've got Gregs lid open... or my drink"

"Hey ther's something for you can do"

"Knock it off, you F'itch!"

"It's that one, that thing"

"It's some kind of Jell Jamy"

"You scared me to Hell"

"Thingy?"

"Ther's probably a new one if you can find a newer one"

"I'm starting to learn a little bit more about thingy"

"Look, you've got dead, new growth there"

"I've tried it in different positions... I always go back to the bottom"

"If you tease me I won't go scalping with you... or hiking"

"I've touched it orange before, it smells good"

"My ass is all f---ed up!"

"The whole thing sucks. I hate the whole domn thing!"

"I'll probably stay up till... sometime"

"They haven't had a dog since the last time"

"He did a me"

"then ya can't got ones what don't split good"

"10 million laters people existed"

"We'd be have film right now"

Troy: "I have to go to the store today"
Scott: "What for?"
Troy: "I don't know"

"I've been here for since 8"

"I don't know how to buy coffee"

"That's a thingy"

"They move or copy in a much quicker hurry"

"Maybe it got dropped on the floor while no one was in here"

"I've been doing so good that I just don't want to be bad"

"Well, show to work up on time"

Dwayne: "Turn that shit down!"
Troy: "I am shitting it down!"

"I got what done needed to be done"

"Thats what I was telling Tim Yest last day night"

"What is that supposed to be do"

"Just making up English that's all"

"I could see them easilyer"

"I hate software"

"The only other application that is like that is thingy"

"Why do I pull my God Damn head every F---ing time?!"

"It wouldn't be suprise me..."

"Oh yeah... I'm Stupid"

"This right here is just sucks"

"That is what I said, I just said it in a different way"

"That was a pretty funny movie last night. Most comedies are like that"

"Ah! Everybody's doing something!"

"Most rooms aren't made to be in one camera"

"Don't kick me! I'll bitch your ass!"

Trent: "Troy, did you get that disk?"
Troy: "Who? Me?"

"I thought I did'nt see it"

"It's not a Troyism... It's a Troygasm"

"I know how to swallow"

"What was that? That looked like something"

"It's gonna try to mount it to your thing top"

"I could be more specific... but I don't have any answers"

I've got one at home but, I've never used the damn thing!"

"Thanks you F---ing piece of shit - I hate you!" - Talking to the Spinjet

"They're just like kids, but they're dogs"

"I may not be the sharpest marble in the bag"

"This one's a lot easier because you don't have to work so hard"

"You should kiss my bitchin ass!"

"It's either 'Shift' or one of the other keys"

"What's your how doing"

"I hate people!"

"I'm sick of being pissed off"

"Oh! Poopy!"

"My farts don't stink!"

"There's a thing on my thing"

"Hey! Don't be puttin' stuff in my ass!"

"I gotta go to the Credit Union to take out some money so I can get some money"

"It almost makes you feel like you were what's-her-name"

"I'm thinking of thingies"

"It's funny how you don't think of shit like that when you're stupid!"

"You know what I meant... a hole!"

"I've got a big pile of thing!"

"They were fine... except they were dead!"

"It's because I think faster than I talk I think"

"This is called the buddy thingie thing!"

"The windy is blowing"

"Um, I was gonna say something!"

"I haven't had it in a while - I was wondering if it would ever happen again"

"Look! There's a whole shit-load of thingies back here"

"That what just came to my mind"

"I'm not the dumbest guy in the world... I hope"

"I ripped a juicy hog!"

"I could use cold hot stiffy"

"She wouldn't want to have a dead head living in her house"

"Oh... what am I thinking of?"

"I would actually rather have an armchair up my ass at this point"

"Hey. Uh Ghu Ghu Uh bzzzzz...!"

"I'm trying to think of something"

"He's trying to figure out that thing with that deal with that situation"

"Hey, If you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck, you're an asshole"

"I haven't watered my fish for a few days"

"Ah! F--- me in the... what the f---! Oh! Wait... nevermind"

"See? It shows you how much I don't know about thingies"

"I'm trying to be better about being mad at things and stuff"

"You should just heard him what he was talking about"

"In case anybody ever else will need them"

"Being as that I am not a thing..."

"Number 1 - I'm not gay
Number 2 - If I was...
It wouldn't be with Jim"

"Because everyone cares except no-one"

"How do they do that? What's his name, on the thing"

"C'mon... cut a dumb guy some slack!"

Scott: "Where is that?"
Troy: "I don't know. I think it's somewhere"

"He's working at some place called thing"

"It kind of makes you feel like you were whats-his-name's dad"

"I was still thinking about it... stupid!"

"I'm getting good at sliding it in and out of there now"

"I'm just a worker bee. A male worker bee. Since all worker bee's are female"

"It's kinda like whats-his-name's butt. Ya know?"

"I was actually going to ask her if she was pregnant.. or pagan"

"Even if I could run as fast as I can"

"I like another thing that I found that I like"

"What is with everything all of a sudden"

"They can kiss their asses behind"

"I did'nt realize I was farting until I sat down"

"Normally I don't even like to watch"

"I haven't done it ever. That's what Jim is for"

"Last time I was in there I got some kind of a thing"

"I gotta who gives a shit right now"

"I swallowed it down the wrong throat"

"Unless you know where it's at you don't know where it's at"

"Doing it with your finger is more natural"

"I'm a big f---in unsanitary slob!"

"It feels good to get that shit out of my ass"

"I hate it when that happens, I forgot to thing that"

Ricky: "Troy, pay attention"
Troy: "What! I'm not listening to you"

"I love the way it feels and tastes"

"They're just people my brain made up. They were asians"

"That's what the cows say they like"

"I mean when you pump it... there's not enough thingy"

"You just got more buttons than me, oh thats because you got that thing"

"I've got some stuff things"

"I had opposable thumbs even if you cut them off"