November 30, 2009

"I was just talking about my hand and how much I liked it."
~ Dwayne
"We're gonna need all the room we need."
~ Carrie

November 27, 2009

"Ooh! A thick one."
~ Suzette
"There's butter there, but there's butter over there."
~ Julie
"I wasn't afraid of either either."
~ Troy's mom

November 25, 2009

"Are all male birds roosters?"

November 19, 2009

"I guess it came while I was out pooping."

November 17, 2009

"Hello. This is... um... Troy."

November 13, 2009

"I used to be able to pull it out and put it back in."
"I could go get me a drink. I've got a thingy in my pocket."

November 09, 2009

"I 'ked it up the same way differently"

November 05, 2009

"It hurts like a hell!"

November 04, 2009

"Nobody wants to eat your turds."

November 02, 2009

"I can't handle dealing with idiots anymore sometimes."
"One time he chased us almost a long ways."
"Right in your left tit sh*t."