"I was just talking about my hand and how much I liked it."
~ Dwayne

"We're gonna need all the room we need."
~ Carrie

"Ooh! A thick one."
~ Suzette

"There's butter there, but there's butter over there."
~ Julie

"I wasn't afraid of either either."
~ Troy's mom

"Are all male birds roosters?"

"I guess it came while I was out pooping."

"Hello. This is... um... Troy."

"I used to be able to pull it out and put it back in."

"I could go get me a drink. I've got a thingy in my pocket."

"I 'ked it up the same way differently"

"It hurts like a hell!"

"Nobody wants to eat your turds."

"I can't handle dealing with idiots anymore sometimes."

"One time he chased us almost a long ways."

"Right in your left tit sh*t."