"The words flowed out of my mouth incorrectly."

"He can't make up how he wants his mind."

"That one big crack was a big one."

"I had someone call me four times one time."

"When I was younger, I used to eat right out of the can."

"Somebody said… I can't remember what."

"All I have to do is reposition my fingers a little bit."

"I just have too many weirdness things going on."

"I got tired of watching guys kiss."

"One day she cooked some pork roast in the pot roast."

"My shorts split open right on my bunghole. My friend goes 'Rosier, your ass is in my face.'."

"It'll just keep popping up and bothering me."

"Woah! My thing come unthinged."

"I won't eat brains in general."

"I was wondering if you thought I was a pie-hole."

~ Trent

"It could be worse. It could be like that other thing."

"Once I fart, I feel fantastic!"