Troy Speak

"...then I'll puke until I throw up."

"Ya but fear overrides my fear"

Greg: "Let's go have sex"
Troy: "No"
Greg: "Why"
Troy: "Because I'm not gay"
Greg: "You don't have to be"
Troy: "Yes I do"

In Anger " F--- You! Kiss me!"

"I wish I could see through things"

"I can't do think you know me"

"You do too care or you wouldn't care so much"

"I'm done farting you fick f---!"

"Before I got contacts, I could barely stick my finger in my eyes"

Greg: "Then stop whining"
Troy: "I can't!"

"Are we doing this for people?"

"Hey! Quit making laughing"

"...my brother and I did it one time. We were just experimenting"

"If you worked at Prolitho, you'd probably know just about somebody"

"I always miss, sometimes"

"Cheesy Boccli Pockets"

"I haven't had steak since the last time I had steak"

"That's what I figured, I figured"

"Last week, Last... oneday"

"That's what they usually do, usually"

"Just because you want my house alone to be"

"Oh, fudge me in the butt head"

"Oh. Damn! I'm stupid!"

"This version of Mac thingy"

"It smells like stuff in here"

"Luckily, you know..."

"I gotta buy a thing, some stuff, a steak and some stuff stuff"

"It's always trying to insert itself up your ass"

"There's something in my ass, I think it's a suitcase"

"I am trying to think what I was going to do next... Oh yeah!"

"Did I say something I didn't realize"

"It wasn't that easy, it wasn't that hard"

"We'll have to throw some stuff in the thing"

"...as soon as my thing is done thingying"

"I have no comment" 2-13-03

"I don't always have a comment on anything, something"

"Why am I a thingy?"

"I'm not dumb enough to smack my truck into a thingy"

"Don't make me get too speed and quicknessy on you"

"Oh, hey, look, it's gone now"

Brian grabbed my thingy!"

"I didn't want to be accused of being a purple pervert"

"It wasn't a bean, it was a re-fried bean"

"Because I know I know"

"F--- me in the f---ing f--- me!"

"Oh my thingy is done"

"Did you write something down else on me?"

"That's the first time I took a tird since the last time I took a tird"

"My lid was on lid"

"I found... sump'in"

"Look at my f---ing thingy"

"Oh! Son of a God!"

"Hey! Don't be titty-butt pinching me"

"I know what i did... I'm a dim dumb"

"I heard you, I just wasn't listening"

"They glue it on a white piece of green paper"

"I know I don't, but I think I do sometimes"

"What question was your question?"

"Hey don't talk about that like that!"

"He's going to do that thing. He's going to pry my thing away from my thingy."

"If you had a coupon it would probably still tell you, you were going north"

"Quit throwing shitty at me... or money"

"I couldn't think of how to tell my thingy"

"It's probably a job we don't even have the tickle for"

"OK guys, Can I, Can I, Can I, Can I..."

"You need to force fit your quinder"

"They're trying to get you to buy more thing"

"He's got a big thing in the middle of his here"

"It looks like its not here"

"I'm going to take my garbage out tonight tomorrow"

"Don't be "thingying" me"

"I've got Gregs lid open... or my drink"

"Hey ther's something for you can do"

"Knock it off, you F'itch!"

"It's that one, that thing"

"It's some kind of Jell Jamy"

"You scared me to Hell"

"Thingy?"

"Ther's probably a new one if you can find a newer one"

"I'm starting to learn a little bit more about thingy"

"Look, you've got dead, new growth there"

"I've tried it in different positions... I always go back to the bottom"

"If you tease me I won't go scalping with you... or hiking"

"I've touched it orange before, it smells good"

"My ass is all f---ed up!"

"The whole thing sucks. I hate the whole domn thing!"

"I'll probably stay up till... sometime"

"They haven't had a dog since the last time"

"He did a me"

"then ya can't got ones what don't split good"

"10 million laters people existed"

"We'd be have film right now"

Troy: "I have to go to the store today"
Scott: "What for?"
Troy: "I don't know"

"I've been here for since 8"

"I don't know how to buy coffee"

"That's a thingy"

"They move or copy in a much quicker hurry"

"Maybe it got dropped on the floor while no one was in here"

"I've been doing so good that I just don't want to be bad"

"Well, show to work up on time"

Dwayne: "Turn that shit down!"
Troy: "I am shitting it down!"

"I got what done needed to be done"

"Thats what I was telling Tim Yest last day night"

"What is that supposed to be do"

"Just making up English that's all"

"I could see them easilyer"

"I hate software"

"The only other application that is like that is thingy"

"Why do I pull my God Damn head every F---ing time?!"

"It wouldn't be suprise me..."

"Oh yeah... I'm Stupid"

"This right here is just sucks"

"That is what I said, I just said it in a different way"

"That was a pretty funny movie last night. Most comedies are like that"

"Ah! Everybody's doing something!"

"Most rooms aren't made to be in one camera"

"Don't kick me! I'll bitch your ass!"

Trent: "Troy, did you get that disk?"
Troy: "Who? Me?"

"I thought I did'nt see it"

"It's not a Troyism... It's a Troygasm"

"I know how to swallow"

"What was that? That looked like something"

"It's gonna try to mount it to your thing top"

"I could be more specific... but I don't have any answers"

I've got one at home but, I've never used the damn thing!"

"Thanks you F---ing piece of shit - I hate you!" - Talking to the Spinjet

"They're just like kids, but they're dogs"

"I may not be the sharpest marble in the bag"

"This one's a lot easier because you don't have to work so hard"

"You should kiss my bitchin ass!"

"It's either 'Shift' or one of the other keys"

"What's your how doing"

"I hate people!"

"I'm sick of being pissed off"

"Oh! Poopy!"

"My farts don't stink!"

"There's a thing on my thing"

"Hey! Don't be puttin' stuff in my ass!"

"I gotta go to the Credit Union to take out some money so I can get some money"

"It almost makes you feel like you were what's-her-name"

"I'm thinking of thingies"

"It's funny how you don't think of shit like that when you're stupid!"

"You know what I meant... a hole!"

"I've got a big pile of thing!"

"They were fine... except they were dead!"

"It's because I think faster than I talk I think"

"This is called the buddy thingie thing!"

"The windy is blowing"

"Um, I was gonna say something!"

"I haven't had it in a while - I was wondering if it would ever happen again"

"Look! There's a whole shit-load of thingies back here"

"That what just came to my mind"

"I'm not the dumbest guy in the world... I hope"

"I ripped a juicy hog!"

"I could use cold hot stiffy"

"She wouldn't want to have a dead head living in her house"

"Oh... what am I thinking of?"

"I would actually rather have an armchair up my ass at this point"

"Hey. Uh Ghu Ghu Uh bzzzzz...!"

"I'm trying to think of something"

"He's trying to figure out that thing with that deal with that situation"

"Hey, If you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck, you're an asshole"

"I haven't watered my fish for a few days"

"Ah! F--- me in the... what the f---! Oh! Wait... nevermind"

"See? It shows you how much I don't know about thingies"

"I'm trying to be better about being mad at things and stuff"

"You should just heard him what he was talking about"

"In case anybody ever else will need them"

"Being as that I am not a thing..."

"Number 1 - I'm not gay
Number 2 - If I was...
It wouldn't be with Jim"

"Because everyone cares except no-one"

"How do they do that? What's his name, on the thing"

"C'mon... cut a dumb guy some slack!"

Scott: "Where is that?"
Troy: "I don't know. I think it's somewhere"

"He's working at some place called thing"

"It kind of makes you feel like you were whats-his-name's dad"

"I was still thinking about it... stupid!"

"I'm getting good at sliding it in and out of there now"

"I'm just a worker bee. A male worker bee. Since all worker bee's are female"

"It's kinda like whats-his-name's butt. Ya know?"

"I was actually going to ask her if she was pregnant.. or pagan"

"Even if I could run as fast as I can"

"I like another thing that I found that I like"

"What is with everything all of a sudden"

"They can kiss their asses behind"

"I did'nt realize I was farting until I sat down"

"Normally I don't even like to watch"

"I haven't done it ever. That's what Jim is for"

"Last time I was in there I got some kind of a thing"

"I gotta who gives a shit right now"

"I swallowed it down the wrong throat"

"Unless you know where it's at you don't know where it's at"

"Doing it with your finger is more natural"

"I'm a big f---in unsanitary slob!"

"It feels good to get that shit out of my ass"

"I hate it when that happens, I forgot to thing that"

Ricky: "Troy, pay attention"
Troy: "What! I'm not listening to you"

"I love the way it feels and tastes"

"They're just people my brain made up. They were asians"

"That's what the cows say they like"

"I mean when you pump it... there's not enough thingy"

"You just got more buttons than me, oh thats because you got that thing"

"I've got some stuff things"

"I had opposable thumbs even if you cut them off"